Beans + Coffee + Workplace

"PS9" (PS9) 01/06/2015 at 13:16 • Filed to: None

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Do yourself a favor and never mix these. Ever.

Jcarr > PS9 01/06/2015 at 13:17

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PS9 01/06/2015 at 13:22

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Plot twist: coffee is made from beans.

PNW Hoon > PS9 01/06/2015 at 13:24

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Roundbadge > PNW Hoon 01/06/2015 at 13:33

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Everyone knows it's awesome to get paid to poop. That said, we used to have a guy in our department that took 7 or 8 extended bathroom breaks every day. Another person in our department found out how much he made, and we calculated that he would earn almost $10K that year while pooping (after timing his bathroom breaks during a day).

He no longer works in our department.

Autofixation > PS9 01/06/2015 at 13:34

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I have a 40 oz. thermos with coffee in it beside me, and a bag of dark chocolate covered espresso beans in my snack drawer here at work.

Tapas > PS9 01/06/2015 at 13:41

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As someone working in an office that has a majority of older Caucasian people, in an area full of Asian and Mexican restaurants, I dread going to the toilets here.

Building management had to change the air fresheners to an industrial size to keep up sheer amount of farts that needed to be masked.

If things go south for me and I somehow end up being a stand up comic, I could do a 10 minute bit on poop jokes alone from my experience here.

PS9 > Autofixation 01/06/2015 at 13:44

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R.I.P. Everyone around you once all that hits your lower intestine.

PNW Hoon > Tapas 01/06/2015 at 14:43

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Don't let your modesty stop you. I'm bored at work.

Tapas > PNW Hoon 01/06/2015 at 15:09

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We moved to an open-plan office because someone tried to commit suicide from self hot-boxing.

Person 1: Stepped on a god damn blood stained toilet paper in the men's room.

Person 2: Well...it is a Taco Tuesday.

I've talked to lawyers. They don't exactly know how to sue my employer for biological warfare.

...its a work in progress.

We actually have a Thai restaurant 3 blocks away where you can order food with 8 varying levels of hotness. Hottest way you can order is Superman spicy :)

PNW Hoon > Tapas 01/06/2015 at 15:49

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I can only imagine. I work for a large software company in Seattle. I can't decide if I want to laugh or cry from the noises and fragrances after all-you-can-eat buffet on Mondays.

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